Watching celebrities, like Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston back in 2016, make out around the world π is like watching a fruit rotting in time lapse. The accelerated grossness is fascinating π€¨, and it teaches us something both literal and metaphorical about the world around us.
On the surface, the pair made a lot of sense: Swift, the most successful pop π€ star on the planet and tall, and Hiddleston, a tall and very British actor in a very successful franchise. Neither of them can dance, but the very public way in which they have played out their romance so far - kissing on a beach π in front of the paparazzi, meeting each other's parents in front of the paparazzi, touring Rome in front of the paparazzi, celebrating the 4th of July in front of the paparazzi - has led everyone from their respective fanbases to Phillip Schofield, an English television πΊ presenter, to call nonsense on the whole spectacle.